You dirty dog!!!

Everyone know how distraught I have been since the death of our beloved Rottie, Chaos. I needed another big dog to come live with us to scare off any burglars, creepos, villains, Lex Luthors or any other bad guys that may come our way. OK, it was just to give me peace of mind since every dog we have ever had have just been big softies afraid of their own shadow. Enter Jake. 100 pounds of pure dumbness. Think "Which way did he go George?" He looks mean, so he serves his purpose even though no on knows that he is completely harmless. Anywho, the lady who lives down the street who always used to come and yell at my husband that our dog tore up her trash every day (he slept inside, there was no way he was tearing up her trash unless at night he some how got thumbs and he could disarm our security system and let himself in and out) well, her dog has been coming into our yard, not tearing up trash but eating Cool Whips food. Yes I do have a dog named cool whip. She is half Chiwawa and half jack Russell. It's a long story as to why she is named that...It's for another post. Anyway, this other dog has been being a nuisance for a few weeks now and Jake finally stepped up and did his job, chasing the stray back home. Well, he didn't want to come back really and was basically just running around the cul - de - sac where we live like a crazy person. It took me an hour to catch him and drag him back to our yard. I let him know that he was in big trouble and that type of behavior was not to be tolerated. I don't think that he believed me though because what was i going to do? Take away his favorite rope? Anyway as I was bringing him back to his kennel, he stopped where cool whip was sitting and proceeded to relieve himself on her. Yes he peed on my little dog and she just sat there. EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! He then walked calmly to his dog house and laid right down as nothing ever happened. I think I can laugh at it now that everyone involved has had a bath and all are secured until the next potty break, but man what a morning!!!!!! Does anyone know of any dog therapists? If someone relieved themselves on me, I would be in dire need of one LOL